No Dick

Now let’s see:

I am 43, grey hair and greasy
I have a bad liver and my kidneys are not good either.
I have a bad circulation
One of my feet is double the size as the other one
(The doctors don’t understand)
I have no potency, since I have no dick

But best of all after a few days of worries, doctors admonishments and tests, I don’t have diabetes!

But the syphilis has gone up to my brain…… hmmmm but had don’t have a brain either

But honestly and to be a little serious here.

I met this guy the other day and after a few beers the subject becomes cancer. It shows the guy does not anymore have his dick. I think the male readers understand the meaning of it while I actually think that you females would never understand

Furthermore his sexual lust is still there. Fucking cancer

Tralala

More tralala

A second chance

Thanks to the fantastic Thai doctors I have gained back my youth and will never make any mistakes now when I got a second chance.

I paid it all

The bed broke, and I was actually angry, because she said it was my fault. On top of that the cow has died at her home and it was because the cow felt so bad because she has hit her self when she hit her when she felt trough the bed. Besides that her dad got ill and there were high hospital bills to pay, so she had to go home.

I paid it all!

After that I was so depressed so I had to cherry my self a bit and I went to a bar lady, yes I am ashamed, but she was so sweet and I had Viagra since yesterday.

We went to a disco but I must say, the music was the worst I ever heard. Thank God for Carola.

http://alkoloid.no-ip.com/wojtek/kolumnen/mus/thai_rap.wma

Viagra

I bought Viagra today and found this woman, all for free. She cooked for me all night! Now she sleeps in my bed and I have to sleep in the sofa

I have to buy a bigger bed today and maybe things will be OK tomorrow

A professional picture

Yesterday’s mail made me in such good mood and so happy that I immediately took up my wallet and paid for this picture yesterday. It is taken by a really expensive professional photograph and the models where not cheap either.

But since my potency, like my good friends President Bush is weak, I went home and needled skirts and took on a diaper, well you know how it is when you’re getting old.

BTW, my sewing-machine does not work with silk panties that I really want. What should I do? I will ask the mail writer from yesterday, maybe he knows.

But tonight I’m going to buy Viagra and maybe I succeed with a Bar lady

Envy

I got this mail today about me and I laughed so I could die.

“A friend or rather said an X friend, met a so called bar lady. He had also change religion, from catholic to Muslim!!!

When he in Copenhagen meats the Imam, changes name and changes religion with the promise to never drink alcohol… Hmmm 10 minutes after MAX after the ceremony… GOD DAMN, give me a bear!!!

Later as newly circumcised, with his dick in bandage, his future wife comes and says:

- SHIT, You know I love you, but unfortunately I had to fuck somebody else since you cant right now…. GOOD LUCK!!!”

PS. I go on laughing and cool my self in the ocean in the most beautiful nature on this earth. And I promise to be careful about my dick

Sunday 22 April

The mail writer was angry about having his picture here because he had actually paid a professional photographer to get it. Furthermore he has a very important work in a high social position, makes a lot of money and have many lawyers, so I have now changed it and for security reasons masked him

Men are animals

http://www.svd.se/dynamiskt/inrikes/did_15170299.asp

Men are pigs and animals. They should not have any right to see their children. It is property of the woman and she is the one that has carried the child, and these sweet women just line up in a sisterhood witch should be without questioning.

I will now contact the Swedish government and complain and I will wonder why it is possible to even publish such false picture of the situation. Men are animals. I know that since I now have changed sex and can unite with my sisters in a war against these beasts.

No more tragedies

I and President Bush warmly recommend Thailand for the beautiful views. He has now visited me and overcome his potency problems and has promised not to start any more wars.

All weapons will be destructed and no more tragedies will happen.

The perfect counselor

I have now found the perfect counselor. He has a business here and he is doing really well. He is also very talented with a very sharp brain.

In humbleness I hand over the world problems to him and also recommend as coworker to President Bush

The party is over

The party is over. My thoughts start to clarify. I have visited the monks and got food. So now I am seriously considering becoming a monk that gets food and gifts every morning. I would reach higher knowledge and get rid of money, Visa and rents for ever. But I have to think about all people; also Anders Borg and he would get very sad if I didn’t have to pay rent.

If I create an own religion and move back to Sweden then I wouldn’t have to pay taxes, but then again Anders Borg would be even sadder. You know he ones said “with money you don't need the parliament and democracy to live your own life" and "if I was Prime Minister, I wouldn't do a damn thing, then people would be allowed to do exactly whatever the wanted"

I really have to think about everything seriously now because I got a comment from President Bush him self and he waits for all the answers.

Pictures from Songkran

Idiot

Result: no money, diver’s license or credit cards. And tomorrows it’s Monday.

Pictures from Songkran

I am alive

I think every brain cell is gone for vacation. I will never ever drink again, and one day left on Songran.

Furthermore I have in a week moment promised to go shopping with my girlfriend today. I hate shopping, she loves it, and like most of women I guess.

My good friend Daniel, you know the language genius, has now also bought a helicopter, (Swedish link) but much bigger. Since he is, mildly said, a mediocre pilot I suffer today from extra headache, but on the other hand, I am glad that he didn’t get me decapitated. The helicopter needs a lot of power to take of.

Hazardous but fun, like the most fun things in life

Pictures from Songkran

Songkran day 2

The solution to all world problems has to wait for another 2 days.

Pictures from Songkran

Laughing all day

Pictures from Songkran

Songkran

For those that would want more info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songkran

PARTY

A lot of tremendously nice people out there! New female and male acquaintance! Or what would you say about a Swedish guy, 25 and speaks 9 languages, of which the Thai he learned in 3 month and speaks fluently

The difference between genius and madness is?

Pictures from Songkran

Nobody is perfect

Nobody is perfect

Nasty Machine

I knew that Nasty Machine would help me. Only one day after I bought it I met this really sweet girl. She is also from Sweden and calls her self Ehja and best of all; she didn’t want any money from me. I think she loves me.

We had a wonderful time yesterday. I don’t like Thai girls anymore. Not when there are Swedish women with healthy values. Besides that, Ehja has now convinced me that I should return to Sweden and take a well paid work at Volvo, our Swedish pride.

But there is a little problem with my newly found love. She seems to have these strange deja-vu experiences. Like that we met before IRL, and that I already have bought Nasty machine before. It scares me.

Links
http://www.ehja.net/

At last I will be loved

Old man like me, you know, the fat disgusting that travels to Thailand because no lady at their home would like to have them, must very often because of a little size in the lower regions either buy a big flashy car or motorbike or something else to increase their attraction on the female sex

I have now found the perfect machine that I just bought. It will guarantee work and I will no longer have to pay for sex. Jiiihhhaaa!!

A day at work

Signing contracts

Alienation

Thailand is a very beautiful country, welcome home. But there was a time when Thailand performed more adoptions than anywhere else in the world. Most of them to rich western countries. My X girlfriend was adopted from Thailand.

Much simplified it is in these cases of adoption a question of at least a double alienation, maybe a triple. In the new country you will always be “different” even if social values slowly are changing. But in the origin country you are also different

My X girlfriend didn’t talk Thai in Thailand, looked like Thai, result: “She don’t want to be one of us, she has gone high-hat”

Believe me it is not easy. I have the same problem because I have a polish name and speak perfect Swedish but poor polish. Now I have been in Thailand almost 3 years. Home sweet home, but where? When I returned to Thailand this time friends arranged a welcome party and my apartment was prink, maximally cleaned and shiny. Wherever I turned around people said, welcome back or welcome back home.

When I come back to Sweden my daughter waits and says, it is so good to have you back home daddy, and in Poland we have house also.

I guess I take another Sam Song, visit some of my friends in some bars, wake up tomorrow to take swim in the crystal clear water, maybe ride a the Jet Ski. Usually it dispels the thoughts for a polish guy, or who ever I am.

Links (only Swedish)
Thailand when we are looking for my X girlfriends biological parents
Ehja have the same thoughts as I have now. Read that story
I have previously written about alienation

The art of resting

I see Thai people rest like this everywhere. I tried myself but either I fall aside and if I succeed my legs goes numb so I fall anyway before I can stand up. I have a small theory about this matter but it is very complicated. I show you a picture instead

About the writer

Some quick facts about the writer. But honestly why, soon detailed information will come on http://alkoloid.no-ip.com/wojtek/ (yes, both in English and Swedish). But OK, just briefly for now.

I am an X violinist, by that time in the biggest contexts, I have a legal expert education at Law University in Gothenburg, now I am a writer and I own a company.

My motto is that everybody should be able to present opinions and Internet is a medium that should not in any part be censored. Even opinions that are uncomfortable or frankly said evil should be published. I my self have never used censure.

Another question that is important to me is the children’s right to their parents, or to clarify, not the parents right to children. I have debated that matter a lot because I have been active on Internet since 1998. I my self, have a wonderful, mellow and very intelligent daughter that I love indescribably.

I am in Thailand now and have a coming project to take care of that I probably can’t resist.

Premiere for theColumn

Premiere today. Now I open up for what is the real meaning with this forum. Everybody is welcome!

This English version of kolumnen.com will probably have some technical difficulties in the beginning but it will soon be solved.

Welcome to the world all nice people, I love you all!

Other projects are going on; when time is right it will be official