Wojtek Wybraniec
Nasty Machine
I knew that Nasty Machine would help me. Only one day after I bought it I met this really sweet girl. She is also from Sweden and calls her self Ehja and best of all; she didn’t want any money from me. I think she loves me.We had a wonderful time yesterday. I don’t like Thai girls anymore. Not when there are Swedish women with healthy values. Besides that, Ehja has now convinced me that I should return to Sweden and take a well paid work at Volvo, our Swedish pride.
But there is a little problem with my newly found love. She seems to have these strange deja-vu experiences. Like that we met before IRL, and that I already have bought Nasty machine before. It scares me.
Links
http://www.ehja.net/
Send by kolumnen kl 8:28 PM
6 Comments
6 Comments:
Since you never throw anything away, I guess you've got a copy in your "delivered"-box on your gmail account. Othherwise, I'll be happy to send you your mail from november 23th back to you. :)
I'm not sure that my boyfriend would agree if he knew that you wrote such things about me on this blog.
Now I am so sad again. When we met yesterday it really sparkled. But now I see it was not for real and she has a boyfriend. Why do I always have to run in to this kind of girls.
Tomorrow I will take Nasty Machine to the beach and try again
go for it man!!!
i would never go for any thai girl, the only thing tey want is your wallet
It feels great that I'm not alone in this world with a mental disorder!
I believe that i'ts much better with tons of Thai's on a nasty machine, than one bloody-minded gorgon, clinged to yours shoulders who demands at least one f-ck each month"
That was my earlier ideal image of the world... But this has changed !
My decision to become a member of World Wide Organisation DDNMWTGIT has helped me !!!
I have stopped crying myself to sleep, and nowadays, I can wake up in the mornings and look at myself in the mirror, saying.. NO MORE NASTY MACHINES FOR ME, I must take the sparvagn to my work.
I´m also much more happier than before ... I truly recommend this organisation. It helps !
Regards,
Oturs Olle from Lapphelvetet
Törstiga Torsten from Torslanda
A brief presentation of the world wide organisation of DDNMWTGIT"
DDNMWTGIT is a world wide organisation supporting addicted mental retarded employees at Volvo who earlier has driven nasty machines...
DDNMWTGIT stands for "Dont Drive Nasty Machine With Thai's Girls In Thailand"
Is no answer here?
I went to doctor today and explained my problems... I told doctor that I cant stop writing on kolumnen and want medicine... Doctor gave me big shot in arm and two bottles with green medicine. He told me to lay down and dont go to computer and read about nasty machines anymore... But I have done this once again, and I feel to bad.... All my day im sitting in front of computer and look on nasty machines and write that I like...
I asked doctor if he think its good idea for me to travel to meet new polish friend in thailand and drive nasty machine, but he said that is was no good idea for me....
You must go to work he said and drink your medicine now...
What can I do ?
Is somebody can help me....
I feel addicted again.
I also asked doctor if he can help me stop this page kolumnen.com so I can get healthy.... He will investigate this for me so I dont have to fell sick anymore...
I will now drink my medicine and go to bed so I dont feel jealusoy no more on big fat nasty machine and on big pig driving it...
I also asked doctor if I were looser... Yes he say to me: You are a looser, but If you dont read internet page, you will feel strong and if you drink medicine...
But I will eat ROAD BEAT instead.
It is good food with swedish pyttipanna !
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