At last I will be loved

Old man like me, you know, the fat disgusting that travels to Thailand because no lady at their home would like to have them, must very often because of a little size in the lower regions either buy a big flashy car or motorbike or something else to increase their attraction on the female sex
I have now found the perfect machine that I just bought. It will guarantee work and I will no longer have to pay for sex. Jiiihhhaaa!!
18 Comments:
Money for nothing and chicks for free...
Ride on !
Regards,
Sober Soren at IOGT-NTO
Isn’t it what we all want? But I have to tell you, nasty machine was expensive, I could by a lot of sex for that, but I see it as an investment and I will now surely be loved for real
Me also want big nasty machine so I can be happy.
I know I can be very happy on a nasty machine with a sweet girl behind.... But Do Thai girls really like to ride on nasty machine ?
Regards,
Sober Soren at IOGT-NTO
Wow what a pussy machine... Where can the pussy sit ?
Leffe Lönnbom
That's what I call a motorbike....
Jeff
To Mr Sober Soren at IOG/NTO
Thai girls mostly like bananas, but the can ride on big nasty machine aswell. It gives the nice and good vibrations (to the man)
To Mr Leffe
I am very disappointed at your comment. It is a question of finding trough love
LOL...
You are a nasty man, with a nasty machine... Me also want to get nasty.
How much do the nasty machine cost ?
By The way...
My Liver is shaking in my body and wants out :) have to drink milk this week !!!
How much it cost? I promised not to tell, but I can tell it has been in a famous movie.
I feel sorry for your liver. I know that the Polish and Russian barszcz is good. That is because beetroots in it have a tremendously good cleansing effect on the liver. You should not drink milk. That is for babies. And eat cooked food, preferably fish
Do they like bananas ??? Do you mean I must bring bananas with me when we are going for ride on nasty machine with Thai girl ?
Is this related to their religion ? Can they ride my banana after riding nast machine if I bring with me apples instead ?
Do you think I can bring with me apples instead of bananas to give to lovely Thai Girl instead of bananas, or must they have banana ???
I mean, If they like banana, I can fool them by bringing with me apple, so they only think of nasty machine and my banana in trouser... Is ok ?
Sober Soren
I think it is a good idea
And finally :
beetroots and barszcz IN SWEDISH please :) ?
I think it is called roadbetor
road-beat soup
Thanks dude :)
See ya !
The golf pro.
*ROAD-BEAT* bbbbmmbmbmbmmmbbbmmmbbbbmmm ( 12 valves machine )
LOL
Yeaaah....
I thought you bought that machine before you went to Sweden? Am I wrong? Either you have had the picture on the blog once before or you have sent the picture to me. Can't remember. You don't have two, do you?
I checked my mailbox. The picture was in a mail from November 23th
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