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Satisfaction
To never be pleased is obviously the nature of human been. I miss stimuli. I miss input. I miss art. Of course it is nice here, warm climate, cheap, and tremendously beautiful, but so underdeveloped. “Hand round mentality” is against everything I ever learned. Quality doesn’t exist.  I am jealous at people at my old work. Tour again! This time to Stockholm – London – Paris
Rabit wants mouse(pointer)
Ranong
 Time again for one of these exceptionally boring musts. My visa has to be renewed. You go over the border to Burma and back again. All together 15 hours in a minivan and boat to immigration. I could think of nicer things to do.
Wonderful Thailand
 Today my brain cells have escaped again after an exceptionally nice evening at the waterhole. We where many falangs and some Thai and there was only laughing and no aggressions what so ever, no drunkenness. Only enjoyable. Nice! New bonds of friendship where made.
Today we are going to the beach. One of the guys that are coming is exceptionally rich but he doesn’t in any way show off. I really dislike people that are rich and show the power which money obviously gives. Unbelievable stories where brought up yesterday. Everybody have a story but the people that end up here in Thailand are not exactly Mr. and Mrs. “Smith”. Exciting!
But yesterday I got this real “aha” experience again. I went to Karon beach which is much better than Patong where I stay. The water is so clear and there is almost no people there, especially now during the low season. To get there one has to drive about 5 km over a mountain. On the top you strike a magnificent view of Karon. So unbelievably beautiful! White sand and gorgeous water.
You then remember, that’s why I am here!
Swedish mentality
People in Sweden are right now very upset with ”crewel” treatment of animals at zoos in China. Tourists can bye a living cow to feed the tigers. That is called “cruelty to animals” The people “outcries” and the media make money on the “news”. In Sweden people think that the beef they buy at the supermarket actually is a square pack and ignore the thought that the meat actually was a living cow that was killed. Death is something ugly, something that you don’t talk about, something that doesn’t exist in our high-bred mentality. When it comes to animals the Swede is very anxious about the “cuddlesome” animals. Very few like rats at home and the death is in that case not very fastidious. But eating dog as a culinary delicacy in China is in the Swedes mind something unforgivable. That people eat insects in some parts of world is disgusting but morally not in any way reprehensible. To kill a fly is totally OK.
Not very long ago there was a campaign, no animals should be alone. The birds should be at least 2 at the stick if the have to live in captivity, and so on.  My girlfriend had ones a hamster in a cage. I was feeling sorry for the hamster that frenetically tried to get out of the cage. I let it out. My dog Damn (black in Thai) saw the hamster and it took one nano-second before she bit it over the neck. Wounded and bleeding, about to die there was only one thing to do. Kill it. It went into a plastic bag and got a hammer in the skull. Dead! The other day I felt sorry for my birds. I let them out but forgot to turn of the fan in the sealing. One of them flew right in. Smash! Almost dead but the bird stayed alive with some broken bones. It was so close. A friend of mine slips in a stair, falls and hits her head, dead, another one slips from a clip at the coast, falls down and hits a rock in the sea, dead. Death is something we all meet sooner or later. But in Sweden the media is very happy for every sold newspaper. They have either written about a scandal, alternatively about sex or how used the Swedish people are by the government that takes from the poor and gives to the rich. That sells. But nothing makes such outcries as animals. Animas that are killed to be eaten, animals that kills animals or animals those are alone. But that loneliness among humans is one of the biggest problems in a welfare-society is something that the Swede shut eyes for. In Sweden we know best, we think the best way and everybody else that don’t think like we are either wacko or barbaric.
In my opinion if the Swede have forgotten something it would be the empathy towards other humans. On behalf of career and self-absorption the Swede would do anything for the so called self-realization. Then the Swede goes out for the poor animals but forgets the humans in their nearness. How can you otherwise explain that a neighbor can be dead many years without anybody missing him? http://www.aftonbladet.se/atv2/init.html?id=categories/Nyheter/0705/2782' http://www.aftonbladet.se/atv2/init.htmlid=categories/Nyheter/0705/2798http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,1075577,00.html
Blogs and phones
 My best friend has started to blog. http://listo2you.blogspot.com/ She has gone from being anti-computers to blog, Fantastic! And she is talented. Here are two highlights http://listo2you.blogspot.com/2007/05/s-r-det-s-igen.htmlhttp://listo2you.blogspot.com/2007/05/vad-gr-inte-en-del-fr-isterband-och.htmlBTW, the phone that I lost is back from the temporary owner. It was after a call to the mobile operator that locked the phone trough the IMEI number that it took a hike back to me. When the phone stopped work the temporary owner tried to sell it back to me. Talk about bardy and bungly. http://kolumnen.blogspot.com/2007/05/nice-thailand.html
The day after
 The house is still here and all gentlemen have gone home! It was pleasant. Thank you all!
Birthday
 Tomorrow I will be 43. That means I start my 44-th year of living. During many years I refused to celebrate, refused to get older. Until my friend says to me:
- Listen Wojtek, you don’t celebrate that you are getting older, you celebrate that you are born, that you exist on this earth, that you are born 43 years ago, it is your birth-day!
Tomorrow I invited people to party. We’ll see if the building still stands up tomorrow.
Crime
 Two new members of the householdI am very angry because they are very noisy and I am going to report them to the police for molestation, they destroy my night’s rest! Then they twitter something them along and that must be calumniation. The other day one of them bit me in my finger when I was going to give them food and that is for sure assault if not assault and battery. I am going to contact my good friend Thomas, he knows how to do. Welcome behind bars!
To all moralizers part 2
 This is the way many Thai people live here in Patong. The room is 2,5 x 2,5 meters. No windows, no paint on the walls, no refrigerator, no shower. There is a toilet about 1 x 1 meter, which is practically a hole in the floor. It is hot. Far over 40 degrees C. The room costs 2500 Bath electricity not included. A Standard salary is 6000 Bath.
In the room next-door, which is exactly the same, lives a mother with a son who is about 5 years and a new born baby. She doesn’t have a work.
Do I need to say more?
To all moralizers
 At 1:30 am this boy entries the ”water hole”. The boy is 4-5 years old and his mother left him alone to go with a “farang”. He had decided to move and packed his backpack.We asked him for the phone number to his mother and he took out a pizza list. The boy was not sad, rather a bit apathetic. What to do? To take care of the boy would result in outcries and accusations of pedophilia. To give him a ride to the police was an alternative, but not so good, it would hardly be a credit to them. Remains to give him some food, take him home again and put him in front of TV and just hope that the mother would return soon. So all of you moralists. Ask your selves. What benefits a situation like that? Where is the solution? Where is the solution for a mother that most likely has no education in a country without a social security system, with a child and because of that most likely excluded from the family. I have a feeling that those of you that squabble the most don’t have an idea of what reality looks like both in and outside Sweden.
Sex heals it all
 For a long time I have looked for the answer why I ether am loved or hated and finally found the answer. I got a message from surgeon general in neurology at Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Gothenburg In poignant grief I received the notice that I have a brain tumor and the only way to treat it is to have sex with as many as possible. A possible soother in this mess is that I get 25000 SEK to pay the women. As the doctor said, it is quite bit of women. A notification that I feared for a long time came also from Dr Chakwaw and Dr Katuj. It is syphilis and they agreed about the same conclusion. Sex heals it all! Therefore I warmly recommend this cure to all of you that feel mentally unappeasable. The tumor is spreading here and the only solution is to have sex wit as many as possible The syphilis is here.
From Dr. Chakwaw
 Today I announce the contest “… and that means…”. If you can guess what the following expressions means in Thailand you win one week with me at the paradise island Phuket and the busy Patong!
1. I go fishing
2. I am making Papaya -------------------------------------- 12 May 2007 The competition is closed. No right answers.
Answer. When a girl says “I go fishing” “I am fishing” = female masturbation
Making Papaya = male masturbation
Those who have seen how to make a real papaya salad understand, also those that went fishing in cunt, which should be a great deal of the readers on this blog.
Happy birthday Jackie
 You are now 12 years and I wonder where those years have gone. Time goes faster and faster and next year you will be an insufferable teenager. To tell the trough you already are, not insufferable but teenager. Very aware of fashion. Jackie 12 years is good in school, a good pal, conflict solver, leader, cocky, lippy (in a positive way), “I know I do it my way”, runs fast (athletic games), iron will, draws good, creative, always new projects, questioning meaning thinking etc etc. I am very proud of you pumpkin! Even if things haven’t gone good for you I would be proud. You are a wonderful person! Once again congratulations and I hope you will get a nice birthday Dad Send a greeting to Jackie at Jackie_gbg@hotmail.comOther links Portfolio 20037 år6 år5 år
theColumn and the Wake
Nobody wants to get on theColumn. But everybody loves to read. Yesterday contest brought in almost 5 000 000 SEK. Thank you!
The right answer was 721 Bath. Nobody has answered that.Anyway, yesterday there was an angry mother expressing her indignation: my child my child, not on Internet and so on, (today she quit writing, just as well) then I had my neighbor in Sweden, you know, that guy with a billion dollar villa and minus 60 000 a month in salary. The guy I recommended to President Bush was not happy either, not to talk about Annica Tiger. That ax will rest. Too many people don’t understand. I understood in 1999 when I went to USA and watched my website. But from Nol (countryside in Sweden) to USA or Thailand it’s a long way.
Contest
 Today I announce the contest “All incomes of the house”. If you can guess how much money I have today (all of them on picture) you win one week with me at the paradise island Phuket and the busy Patong! Contest closed!
The contest gave almost 5 000 000 SEK. Thank you!
The right answer is 721 Bath. No one had answered that
Nice Thailand
 The latest days have been tough. My money have been stolen, visa card, drivers license and a new mobile meant to be my daughters birthday present. After that episode I’ve been sick, at first I swallowed up like a balloon, after that extreme stomach aches, and 2 days of nonstop throwing up and toilet. You can not imagine how sore your throat and other delicate part of your body become.
But my brain cells are back from China and have told the body to stop fooling around with Nicotine that only cost money. So I have thrown away that shit 5 days ago.
BTW All assessments are welcome. Please get in touch for account number
Crying baby contest
 http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=1665In JAPAN (not Thailand, you know, all the yellow blogs are not same same) there is a remarkable tradition. In the Sumo world they have a contest about whose baby cries the most and loudest. They scare the shit out of them and the kid that cries the most is believed to have all that that they believe in here. Power bla bla bla I wonder who I should contact. ROKS, no, they just think that men are animals, especially the Swedish, not a word about children, no sorry, there where these ritual murderers. But who knows, they might like a gang of Sumo wrestlers The world is so big
Thailand
If I told the trough here I would be a liar, so my friends, I just say, Thailand But everything was fun and the brain cells has now gone to China but I have found all the keys
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Wojtek Wybraniec
