Crime

Two new members of the household

I am very angry because they are very noisy and I am going to report them to the police for molestation, they destroy my night’s rest! Then they twitter something them along and that must be calumniation. The other day one of them bit me in my finger when I was going to give them food and that is for sure assault if not assault and battery. I am going to contact my good friend Thomas, he knows how to do.

Welcome behind bars!