Thailand guide No 2 You have staid in Thailand to long if you

You know that you have staid in Thailand to long if you:

… drink Black Label with tons of ice and soda water
… don’t think it is strange with four persons on a motorbike
… wake up in the morning and want rice soup and omelet instead of sandwiches and coffee
… never walk more than 200 meters if its not absolutely necessary
… swim in the ocean with your long pants on
… smile when you get angry
… think its as natural to sit on the floor as on a chair
… think about food when you see a grasshopper or a frog
… go out with your friends and cheer all food to finish the evening at a karaoke bar
… take a shower four times a day even though you sit in a air-conditioned room all day
… don’t think it is strange that the staff at 7 eleven sleeps behind the counter
… wear a shirt with long sleeves and a sweater even if its 35 degrees Celsius in the shadow
… bend down every time you pass older people that sit down
… laugh a bit embarrassed when you see topless women at beach