Jackie Wybraniec

I miss my daughter like hell. Four month without her is to long time both for me and her. I think I will go to Sweden very soon.

Love you

Sometimes life is like a big puzzle and you have to prioritize. Eve though a lot of things will happen here Jaqueline is priority No 1

I may never forget that!

Sex on paper

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/karleksex/story/0,2789,1095533,00.html

In Sweden they talk a lot about sex but obviously not much is happening in the sleeping room. I did a short try to a sex blog and I am sure there where a few people that jerked of in front of the computer. But it is strange; I can not find any “sex experts” in the newspapers here. Here you fuck IRL, not talk.

I am so pleased!

More myths about sex (flash)

Thailand guide No 3 The longest name of a city

The Thai capital is Bangkok, in Thai Krung Thep. But this is only the short version. The real name is:

Krung thep mahanakhan bovorn ratanakosin mehintarayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpimam avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

Hmm. I hope I got the spelling right

Talking about motorbikes

Or whatever it was that we where talking about

Thailand guide No 2 You have staid in Thailand to long if you

You know that you have staid in Thailand to long if you:

… drink Black Label with tons of ice and soda water
… don’t think it is strange with four persons on a motorbike
… wake up in the morning and want rice soup and omelet instead of sandwiches and coffee
… never walk more than 200 meters if its not absolutely necessary
… swim in the ocean with your long pants on
… smile when you get angry
… think its as natural to sit on the floor as on a chair
… think about food when you see a grasshopper or a frog
… go out with your friends and cheer all food to finish the evening at a karaoke bar
… take a shower four times a day even though you sit in a air-conditioned room all day
… don’t think it is strange that the staff at 7 eleven sleeps behind the counter
… wear a shirt with long sleeves and a sweater even if its 35 degrees Celsius in the shadow
… bend down every time you pass older people that sit down
… laugh a bit embarrassed when you see topless women at beach

Thailand guide No 1 Local vocabulary

When you as a beginner go out in the Thai nightlife I can guarantee that you are going to hear a lot of expressions that can be both hard to understand and confusing. I am going to try to sort them out so you get a deeper knowledge of the local vocabulary.

Hello sexy man
This is a comment that you hear when you pass a bar full of bar ladies. Fog gods sake don’t think you are sexy, they are more interested of the size of your wallet than your physical qualities.

You handsome man
That means that she thinks you are the sexiest man she have seen since David Latterman. Don’t fool your self. Her Thai boyfriend looks probably like Brad Pitt in comparison with you.

Me no like butterfly man
I don’t like flirting man. This in an interesting phrase since it gives you impression that she really don’t like that you are flirting with other woman (read: competition). That her works is to flirt with 500 guys a night doesn’t matter

Man Thai no good/Thai man no good
This is used to make you believe that Thai woman actually prefer Western man rather than Thai. Don’t believe in that one

Falang man good heart
Falang means western man and this phrase suggests that we are more familiar and child-loving than Thai man. That is if you give her a big god chain, a credit card a BMW and a house for her mother, otherwise you are a Kee Nok (bird shit)

My brother come stay with us
She wants her brother to come and take part of your money, in this case her brother is her real boyfriend.

I love unprotected sex

And tonight it’s time for a free party again. Soon they will call me “the balloon man”. In Thailand they put out a lot of balloons outside the pub when somebody is celebrated. And of course I am there.

Balloons of a much nicer kind are also going to be brought out (slide with the pointer over the girl on the picture above, hehe) and it is very seldom people use condom. In that case the woman can as well use a dildo, for the man the pleasure is not at all the same. I don’t I any way defend the guy that right now is in Court in Sweden but those explanations are the biggest reason why people don’t use condom and the fact that medications today makes that almost nobody dies in Aids.

So, no I have been politically incorrect again

Oh I almost forgot, I don’t have HIV

So what!